Jordan's Skinny Mixes® Appletini. Naturally flavored non-alcoholic appletini mix. Just add vodka. 0 calories. 0 sugar. With my Skinny Appletini you can zip up your skinny jeans and hold your cocktail confidently. So, sip that drink with a smile -this will be our little secret. Jordan. Gluten free. Drink mixes: Appletini, cosmopolitan, margarita, pina colada, and strawberry daiquiri. Gourmet syrups: Caramel, english toffee, hazelnut, Irish cream, raspberry, and vanilla. Contain 0% fruit juice. skinnymixes.com.